Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn’t know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn’t know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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It’s like the fun cousin who goes out a lot. The rest of the songs are like the brooding cousin who reads a lot, the other cousin who never comes in from the woods… they’re a whole family of songs, each of who have their own personalities.
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"— Leslie Feist about her song “1234”. (via lesliefeist)
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Feist & Annie Leibovitztwo of my heroes.
omg myspace pic with feist.
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond “Ditto.” She heatedly responds “I love ditto,” to which I suavely reply “I didn’t know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier.” She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
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コタロー食堂 今日は何の日What a face! His eyes look like Simon’s =P
hahahahahahah <333333
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn’t slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
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